gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

image

here i come motherfucker

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

insanity workout

  • me: wait that was just the warm-up???
  • me: no I can't stretch like that
  • me: stop
  • me: help
  • me: I need an adult call an ambulance
  • me: when will it end
  • me: I want my coffin to have purple lining
  • me: remember me

officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice

  • Bae: babe come over
  • Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
  • Bae: my parents aren't home
  • Me: I literally just put them in the oven
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prose-beforehoes:

Drunk dude why, do this?
Why must you wake me up now?
It is 7 AM.

living-planet:

Mouth of Havasu Creek, Arizona. [600x900] [OC] [OS]http://living-planet.tumblr.com/

living-planet:

Mouth of Havasu Creek, Arizona. [600x900] [OC] [OS]
http://living-planet.tumblr.com/

Reblogged from Living Planet
sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

Reblogged from snoᴉɔsnɯǝq
woodendreams:

The Dark Hedges, Ireland (by Leslie Hanthorne)

woodendreams:

The Dark Hedges, Ireland (by Leslie Hanthorne)

Reblogged from This is a Nature blog.